I fucking hate this place. For some reason, I totally get wifi, but no cell reception. Not to mention I can't even tell anyone where I am because I DON'T KNOW IT EITHER. It's just a forest. No animals. Just a bunch of fucking trees.
"FUCK SHIT BALLS"
As long as the leaves aren't black. If the leaves are black you're fucked. Otherwise pick a direction and hope you reach the edge of the forest soon. Can you hear anything? If you find a river, stream, or creek follow it so you don't wind up going in circles.
ReplyDeleteNo, the leaves are all pretty much standard coloring. And god I sure would love any of those things before I die of dehydration.
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